Thursday, July 19, 2012

Be Inspired Meme

This blog post is brought to you by the awesome, Tangynt, who tagged me for the Be Inspired Meme. So, to do the assigned tasks I have to answer a few questions. Find my answers below and thank you Tangynt for tagging me.

Q: What is the name of your book? 

A: Spark

Q: Where did the idea of your book come from?

A: There is a very interesting story behind Spark. Well, to me at least. Spark (Then titled The Demon Chronicles) wasn't even in my mind when I started writing about Taisie's story. Back then she and Rune didn't even know each other because they were in two different books. As I was writing them, I couldn't stop thinking about how the characters from both books belonged together and Spark was born from that one thought. Weird, I know.

Q: In what genre would you classify your book?

A: Young Adult Dark Fantasy

Q: If you had to pick actors to play your characters in a movie rendition, who would you choose?

A: As I write my characters, I dream of how they might look and then search out who they may be in real life. Once I find a picture that says "That's them!" in my mind, they go in a folder under the book and characters name. Below you will find the top six most important characters from Spark. I've found these pictures on the web and I don't claim any rights to them or claim to own them.

Taisie Monahan - Lucy Hale

Taisie is the protagonist of the story who starts off awkward but turns into a powerful girl able to protect herself from whatever comes her way.






Rune Hallowell - Blair Redford

Rune is the love interest of the story with a secret. The strong silent type, he is more than meets the eye.



The Belles: Blaise, Lynn, and Sefarina - Shelley Henning, Jamie Chung, and Candice Accola

The Belles are the head clique in school and Taisie's new friends. Think of them as the girls from Mean Girls with witchy abilities.




Spark - Ian Somerhalder

Spark is the antagonist of the story who will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. (Classic bad guy with a twist.)








Q: Give us a one sentence synopsis of your book.

A: 16-year-old Taisie's stalked by ghosts and when one holds all she lives for in his hands, she has to embrace her new powers and form an unlikely alliance to destroy the spectral before he damns her soul.

Q: How long did it take you to write your book?

A: As of the last edits and revisions... three years. But I've learned a lot over those years and Spark's blossomed from the time and care I've put into it along with some help from many awesome people that I love dearly.

Q: What other books within your genre would you compare it to, or readers of which books would enjoy it?

A: I'm not sure there is another book within my genre like Spark. If there is, I can't think of one right at this moment. But I would hope that anyone who enjoys books like The Vampire Diaries, Paranormalcy, or anything within the Fantasy/Paranormal genres would enjoy Spark.

Q: Which authors inspired you to write this book?

A: I can't really say an author inspired me to write Spark. I love to read and that sometimes does inspire me to write things, but not one thing in particular inspired me to write Taisie's story. I just write where my characters take me and they led me to Spark.

Q: Tell us anything that might pique our interest in your book.

A: The tone is dark with moments of romance and humor mixed in with the danger. Also, there may be hidden love triangles mixed in. You'll just have to read the book to figure out who I might be talking about. ;)

Q: Now tag five others: Bwahahahahaha! I mean... you're it!

I'm picking the following people because I know they'll have something interesting to share. Also, I'm cheating and picking six!








I hope you enjoyed this little post. I know I did! Until next time, happy reading/writing everyone!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

What's in a name?

Credit to whoever owns this image.

I'm sure you're asking yourself, "Why does she have a picture of Fabio on this post?" Well, there is a very good reason. No, I swear! There is! And it all has to do with names and why they are important.

While looking at the Weather Channel, I saw a post about the latest tropical storm and its name. They mentioned jokes and I could see why. The storm's name is Fabio. Now, that picture makes sense doesn't it? Fabio is a perfect name for something smooth like a hot guy, (Not him. At least for me. But the Fabio from Top Chef totally has my vote!) Or maybe even a dirty old man who's chasing after a pretty young girl. Nothing about the name makes me think dangerous tropical storm that could cause damage and possible hurt or kill someone. And that's what this post is about.

Naming a character is like naming a tropical storm. It should convey what and who that character is. Picture the evil queen in Sleeping Beauty, Maleficent. Her name was dark and evil. Heck, it was derived from malevolent. Her name told exactly what her part in the story was and who she was a person. Now imagine if her name had been Glitter. You wouldn't have taken her so seriously would you? That is why names are so important.

Now, there are times using Glitter for example would be perfectly fine. Like if you wanted to mislead your reader into thinking the character wasn't the bad guy, that name would be perfect. In the end it all comes down to your character. You should choose a name that fits who they are and not who you wish they could be. If they're menacing and dangerous, I'd dodge Fabio at all cost. But then again, maybe Fabio can be dangerous. It all depends on how you write him after all.

What names would you not take seriously?

Until next time, happy reading/writing everybody!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Querying: Part...3?



As I've mentioned before, I'm in the middle of querying my first novel and I felt like an update was due. I've written many versions of my query letter and have finally come up with one with some help from my #twitwits friends that I find fits Spark perfectly. Well, as perfect as a one page letter can fit. We have had some highs and some lows. (More of those than highs, but I'm not complaining because that's what makes me a stronger author!) But through it all, Spark and I keep chugging along.

So far we've been through four titles and many revisions, edits, and rewrites. Never have I given up on my little friend though. Sure, I know Spark's a hard sale in this market at this time. But that doesn't mean I'm going to shelve it any time soon. I still feel like it's a hit and only needs the loving embrace of an agent's arms to find a home in a publishing house. Heck! I'd even love the publishing house's arms. I'm not prejudice against either and whichever order they come, I'll happily accept them with open arms.

I'll admit that sending my little friend out to the world is nerve-wracking, but I feel in the end it'll be totally worth it all. So, I keep sending out my letters while working on my next wip. That story will come along soon. So, stay tuned for that and for something awesome coming very soon!

For now, check out KT Hannah's blogoversary giveaway with a query critique from her awesome agent,  Judith Engracia!

Until next time, happy reading/writing everyone!

Friday, June 29, 2012

The One About Following Your Dreams



Have you ever felt like giving up? After being punched one too many times in the gut, you just felt like enough was enough? Well, this week I had that moment. My hopes had been dashed and the light at the end of the tunnel had dimmed to the point where I believed it was just my imagination and it didn't really exist anymore. Then something wonderful happened! My hubby hugged me and told me the words I needed to hear. "You're an amazing author. Just because they weren't right for you doesn't mean you're horrible. Giving up will only let the ones who want you to fail to win."

I wiped the tears away and suddenly the light was back in view! Those few little sentences said it all to me. The person who said no wasn't wanting me to give up. They just knew something that I didn't. At this point in time, we were not meant to be. Sure it hurts to hear that, but I know that they're right. And I thank them for being wonderful and not trying to make something work that we both know wouldn't. (Wow! This sounds like a bad date or breakup!)

Another bright spot came when I found out from my other lovely friends that I'd made it into the wonderful Brenda Drake's That Doggone Voice Workshop! By now, everyone should know how much I love Brenda. She's a rock star and I'm super proud of her success! I'm also very grateful to be chosen as a winner for the workshop.

My friend, John Lucas Hargis, has been wielding his pimp cane and making me put more hooks in the water. As I wait for nibbles, I keep throwing hooks out and working on my next wip. Even though that light might dim a few more times, I'm not about to give up. This dream is worth fighting for and I encourage you all to keep fighting for your own dreams!

Until next time, happy reading/writing everyone!

Monday, June 25, 2012

#BadWritingTips: Are you guilty?


I tried to find something with Bad Writing Tips, but couldn't. So, I decided on this one. It made me laugh.



Saturday, twitter exploded with tons of #BadWritingTips and even trended after Megan Whitmer and Julie Murphy started the ball rolling. In fact, it's so hot that it's still moving along today! There were many tips thrown out by awesome authors and even I managed to get one in. Below is a list of my faves. I hope you enjoy these as much as I did and find them useful in your writing. 

WARNING: These are BAD writing tips! NEVER do anything suggested in these tips.

1. Mine- Don't bother with pesky revisions & edits. They're not needed anyway. Just start querying. Agents love that sort of thing!#BadWritingTips

2. Lord Voldermont-#badwritingtips: Do everything Stephenie Meyer does. Just replace vampires with leprechauns. 

3. Maureen Johnson-Assume your readers are idiots. #badwritingtips 

4. Carrie Bailey-You don't need to write better. You need to stop other writers from writing better. #badwritingtips 

5. Leigh Ann Kopans-Try to use a different synonym for "said" every time someone talks. It will show people that you know lots of words. #badwritingtips 

6. Megan Whitmer-Use the word "just" as much as possible. And "suddenly."#BadWritingTips 

7. Julie Murphy-Use words you don't know how to pronounce. #BadWritingTips 

Now, a few more of my own:

8. Spell a word wrong? Just say that's how your MC would spell it and move on! #badwritingtips

9. If you're MC starts off as a jerk, leave them that way! Who cares if they're shallow & never develop into something more. #badwritingtips

10. Make sure that every character's name starts with a letter in YOUR name. #badwritingtips

11. Writing a YA book about first love? Every chapter MUST contain a sex scene. #badwritingtips

12. 50 Shades of Grey is huge right now. Take it and change it into a YA book about disco vamps. Don't worry if it's already been done. #badwritingtips

13. Agents totally love it when you drop by their office and demand they read your MS. Do it often and get signed. #badwritingtips

14. Make sure to threaten an agent in every query. It'll tell them how much you want them. #badwritingtips

15. Have sexy pics of yourself? Make THAT your author pic and send them along with your query. It'll totally sale your MS! #badwritingtips

Well those are just a few of mine along with some of my faves. Really, I could have kept going, but I decided to give you a break. Make sure to check out my friend and fellow #twitwits John Lucas Hargis' post complete with his own list of bad writing tips to learn more.

Do you have any bad writing tips to share? I'd love to hear them!

Until next time, happy reading/writing everyone!

Friday, June 8, 2012

An update a long time coming!



Wow! It's been a little over a month since my last post and that was for the super awesome contest The Writer's Voice! I feel horrible for not posting, but I wanted to post something new only when I knew it was worth writing about. So, here's what's been going on since my last update.



The Writer's Voice: 

Well, as the button above that also used to be on my sidebar said, I was a part of the awesome Team Brenda! Our coach, the amazing Brenda Drake, helped me whip my ms into shape and set me on a revision race that ended with me loving my ms more than I had when I originally entered! Let's just say, she rocks!

So, my entry was put through the word wash, spit shined, and then posted on, Brenda's blog for all to see. Cheers were thrown mine and Spark's way and we love you all for doing so! Agents shopped around, but sadly we found no love in their arms. But don't worry! There's a happy ending coming--sort of!



#WVTP or Writer's Voice Twitter Pitch:

After some rocky road ice cream and a good chick flick, I did exactly what the White Snake picture says above. There I went again, down the only road I've grown to know. (Okay, sorry for almost quoting lyrics. I'll stop now.) Query in hand, I started thinking about what my next move should be. Well, I didn't have to think long because the wonderful all-stars of The Writer's Voice had talked a few dazzling agents into a twitter pitch party three days after my heart had been broken.

I had to sit and think about this. I had basically been turned down on Monday and by Thursday morning, I had to be ready to put my heart... I mean, ms back out there again and hope we wouldn't be shot through the heart one more time. Well, I'm an author! And as an author, I have to put myself out there no matter what happens. So, I got to work on my 140 character pitch complete with the #WVTP hashtag. It wasn't easy, but after using what my awesome coach had put to introduce me as her team member, I had something I thought worked and so did a lot of others.

Thursday: 12pm EDT/11am CDT my time rolled around. I'd went to bed around 6am, but sleep refused to come. So I got up at 10am, pitch in hand, ready for the party. Twitter freaked a few times on me, but it was okay. The party hadn't started yet, so it was allowed to live another day. Time for the agents to show up. I threw my pitch out along with a few hundred others and got nothing. Not even a nibble. My awesome friend, Erica Chapman, snatched one of my tops picks attention and I hoped I'd catch his eye too.

A few hours passed and I was way loopy by then. A pitch was being fought over by a few agents and one was chosen as the winner. One agent said something I found cute and funny, so I tweeted him that I'd pick him! My coach/friend mentioned something after I'd sad something, and one thing led to another...



The results of a wonky brain and a hail mary pitch:

It was getting late. Only a couple hours left for me to get someone to even want to peek at Spark. So, I threw a hail mary pitch out, never dreaming it'd catch someone's eye in the middle of the sea of amazing pitches being thrown out at the time.

My jaw dropped when the same agent, the one who'd asked my friend for her ms and I'd been joking around with/flattering him, said those magic words! Yes! The awesome agent, John M Cusick, said that he liked both movies I'd put in my pitch and wanted to read my ms!! I squeed so loud that my hubby almost feel from his chair before I told him why. A happy dance and some sleep later, I was doing a read through of my ms again & polishing my query before sending it off, praying he'll fall in love with it and ask for us to be on his team!


While I'm waiting patiently:


Agents are very busy people, so to keep myself from constantly checking my email, I've signed up for CampNaNoWriMo! Yep! I won November's NaNo, so I'm trying my hand at June's! I'm already 16K in and I think I'm loving this wip more than I've loved one in a long time. So, keep your eye out for an update and maybe even an excerpt!


And here it is!:

I feel another contest coming! During my time away my blog reached over 100 followers! You know what that means? Yep! I'm cooking up a contest with a prize or two in mind. So, watch out for it because it's coming your way soon!

Until next time, happy reading/writing everyone!!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Writer's Voice: Entry Number 31




The wonderful Brenda DrakeCupidMonica B.W., and Krista Van Dolzer are holding an amazing contest called The Writer's Voice. They're playing it like the NBC show The Voice. If I'm lucky, I could end up on one of their teams and with my coach's help, find an agent.

Thank you all for doing this contest!! You guys rock! Now for my entry:

Entry number: 31
Title: Spark
Genre: YA Paranormal Romance

Query:

It’s just like sixteen-year-old, Taisie Monahan, to fall flat on her face on the first day of her new school in her deceased mother’s hometown. When the popular clique in school accepts her into their group, she goes from zero to hottie in a flash, but their friendship comes at price.

When the nightmares stalking Taisie her entire life invade the real world, she finds solace in the arms of a mysterious biker boy. Soon Taisie learns she’s the missing piece to a centuries old prophecy and her new found friends will stop at nothing to make sure she fulfills her destiny.

A twisted cat and mouse game shows Taisie that the evil spectral who holds her mother’s soul will stop at nothing to get his hands on Taisie’s unharnessed ability to destroy immortality.

Forced to choose between her mother’s soul and her own freedom, Taisie must embrace her true identity and trust her new friends to save the ones she love or lose her soul forever.

SPARK is a young adult paranormal romance complete at 61,000 words.


First 250:

I knew he was there the moment my foot touched the sidewalk. That creepy-spider-crawling-up-your-back feeling was something that belonged only to him. My eyes searched the crowed frantically, hoping to get my first glimpse of my stalker before I realized what I was doing and stopped.

He was just another part of my endless nightmares. First day jitters had caused my nerves to play tricks on my mind and acting like a mess wasn't going to make my old rep of being freak-girl go away in this school any easier.

Pressing myself against a brick wall, I tried to catch a break from the sea of students flowing through the floodgates of Saint Isabel High. I'd never seen so many name-brand clothes in one place before. I took a step forward and then quickly returned to the safety of the wall.

Get a grip. People are staring.

I tried to will myself to listen, but the nagging feeling was still tugging at the edge of my mind, keeping me locked into place like a statue being held by chains.

Hey! Come here!” My breath caught when the hot jock yelled and waved at me, or what I wanted to be me. After all, didn't I try to make myself look like his type when I got up that morning?

My finger lightly swiped across my sorry excuse for lipstick, kicking up a slight hint of cherry from my lip balm, making me feel like a little girl in big girl clothing.


Thank you for this opportunity and good luck to everyone!!


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Are You Too Picky? Interview with Lisette Brodey author of Molly Hacker Is Too Picky!



This week only, Molly Hacker Is Too Picky! for kindle is on sale for .99! Grab it while you can!

1. Lets begin with having you introduce yourself.

Hi, Jamie. Thanks for having me here. I am originally from Philadelphia, but I moved to New York after high school to attend Pace University. I lived there for ten years and then moved to Los Angeles. It's a long story: I came back to the east for many years, and now am permanently resettled in Los Angeles.

2. I love your book, Molly Hacker Is Too Picky! What made you write, Molly?

I really wanted to take a stand for all the women (and men!) who are badgered to death by friends and family because they're "too picky" when it comes to finding the love of his or her life. My goodness, shouldn't we all be picky in that respect? It's not about agreeing to have dinner at a mediocre restaurant; it's about being happy for the rest of our lives. Be picky!

In addition to standing up for picky people, I wanted to write a more lighthearted book that encompasses themes and situations we can all relate to, but with humor, sass, and snark.


3. When did you start writing, Molly? How long did it take you to finish the final revision?

Well! That's tough to answer. I started writing Molly in 2006, but then I put the manuscript on the back burner to publish my two previously written novels. In 2009, I went back to Molly. I actually finished the writing on New Year's Eve: December 31, 2009. I didn't publish the book for another two years. A lot happened, including a move back to California. Additionally, I spent a lot of time editing the book, blogging as Molly for eight months prior to publication (www.mollyhacker.com), and implementing a professional editor's notes. (I'm not big on rushing books to publication before they are ready!)

4. What did you want to be when you were five?

An actress.

5. Now, I know this answer. But, what do you do other than write?

I work as a background actor in TV and film in Los Angeles. Maybe someday I'll do more than background. 

6. Do you use some of your life in your writing? Any of your experiences in, Molly?

This is a question people often ask writers. For me, I use a lot of what I observe in people and know about people. I've never written about my life experiences directly (by simply changing names), but much of what I write indirectly does have a great deal to do with my own life. I make up a whole lot of stuff, too, but in the end, it all comes from what I have seen, even if not immediately recognizable as such.

7. What was your favorite scene to write?

My favorite scene in Molly to write was the longest. It takes place at a holiday gala in Molly's town. Friend and foe alike come together for a society bash. Relationships are made, relationships are broken, MANY secrets are exposed, and lives are changed forever. Because Molly is written in the first person, it was especially challenging to write a scene involving so many characters.

8. Who is/are your favorite authors? Why?

If I had to choose one, it would probably be Charles Dickens, because I love his colorful, brilliant, larger-than-life characters. 

9. What was the first book you ever read?

I have absolutely no idea! :-) But the first book I remember being read to me was Robert Louis Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses.

10. What is your favorite book? Why?

I don't really have ONE favorite book. I mentioned above that I adore Charles Dickens, so I'd have to say that David Copperfield would definitely be on my list of favorite books. I just loved the characters and delicious plotting. One of my very favorite works is Under Milkwood by Dylan Thomas. His writing was just brilliant.

11. If you were on a deserted island and could only have three things for the rest of your life. What would they be and why?

Well, I would go crazy if I couldn't write. So at very least, either a whole lot of paper and pens or a computer. (I suppose it would have to be a computer that is powered by water or sand. Do they make those?) I would also use that same computer to stay in touch with my friends; they are my greatest treasure. And last, but not least, a lifeboat to bring me to safety in case I decide that being on an island for the rest of my life is just a tad too much to handle. :-)

12. How many books have you written? What are they?

I have written and published three novels. Squalor, New Mexico (YA/General Fiction), which has nothing to do with the state of New Mexico, is the story of Darla McKendrick, growing up in East Coast suburbia in the 1970s. It's a coming-of-age story shrouded in family mystery.

Crooked Moon (General Fiction) is the story of two childhood friends who reunite after 23 years apart. Callie and Frankie have lived very different lives and there is a lot of joy and pain in their reconnection. Each woman ends up with a life-altering secret about the other and the burning question of what to do with it.



13. And finally, is there any advice you'd like to share with my readers? Anything you'd like to say?

No matter what you're aiming for in life, keep trying, even on the bleakest of days. Keep hope alive and plant miracle seeds every day. You never know when one might grow.

Thank you for doing this interview. I'm sure my readers will enjoy your answers just as much as I do. 

Thank you, Jamie. You're truly one of the most delightful, talented, and supportive people I've had the pleasure to meet on social media. You rock!

Lisette was kind enough to include an excerpt from Molly Hacker Is Too Picky! I hope you enjoy!

Chapter One: Another Wedding

Three weddings ago, when my best girlfriend, Claudia Porter-Bellman, got married, I swore it would be the last one I would ever attend until I was the bride. Claudia Porter-Bellman — and people tell me I’ve got baggage.

I didn’t, however, count on my mother’s long-divorced best friend, Susan Decker, getting married again. Having tried every trick in and out of vogue to find a husband, Susan was ripe for success. But despite the odds being on her side, I figured Murphy’s law would sabotage her efforts.

Cynical? Nah. It wasn’t just Murphy or the fact that his law had wreaked so much havoc in my own life. It was simply that Susan just seemed too desperate, as opposed to my own state of being: nonchalantly desperate.

Back to Susan. One night, an insistent neighbor dragged her to a local community center for a fun night of number calling, and bingo, six months later, she was engaged to a widower of two years.

He was a nice enough man, quite handsome, and seemed to truly care about her happiness. Luckily for me, Susan’s good fortune veered far enough away from my own romantic hallucinations that I was able to attend the wedding without insane pangs of envy stabbing my chest like daggers.

I’ll admit it: watching Susan and her new husband take their vows did fill me with a bit of “why the hell isn’t that me up there?” but having to deal with the busybodies at the country club reception proved to be the real pebble in my Jimmy Choos. Although I had been wise enough to bring Tony Lostanza, my dear friend from high school who was estranged from his wife, my mom had already told a few friends (translation: it was broadcast to the world) that Tony was just an escort of sorts. As if that weren’t bad enough, the ones who didn’t know, but who knew Tony, were horrified that I was attending a wedding, of all occasions, with a married man.

That night, I was forced to fend off several not-so-subtle dirty looks, glances of pity accompanied by sad head shaking, and, once again, comments from those near and dear who felt compelled to remind me that if I weren’t so darn picky, if I would just give a nice man a chance, I wouldn’t have to bring another woman’s husband to my mother’s best friend’s wedding.

If you think I just took all of this in stride, think again. I had no problem letting each and every person know that my business was just that —†my business. With some people, I find the best way to deal with unwanted questions is to ask a few of my own. For example, when my aunt Pauline asked me why a pretty girl like me couldn’t have brought a man who wasn’t attached to someone else, I asked the thrice-divorced sister of my mother to explain to me how settling for three Mr. Wrongs had enhanced her life, and I inquired as to the price of divorce and whether her legal fees had been worth the paltry settlements she had received.

“Smart ass; stay single, Miss Picky,” she snapped, and headed off to articulate her discontent to any random guest with ears willing to be mangled by a wart-nosed barfly.

I knew Pauline would shake off my admonishment the same way my cat shakes off my kisses. She had more important things to concern herself with: after all, a wedding was a perfect place to scour the crowd for Mr. Wrong number four. Pauline had a way of bypassing any man who didn’t have one elbow on the bar and who was able to make it through an evening without slurring his words. Perhaps this had something to do with her less-than-stellar track record. I’m babbling. I need to refocus.

Twice that day, Tony had been asked to temporarily excuse himself so that the presiding snoop could have her way with me. Each time, he looked at me for the green light to do so, which, regrettably, I gave him. I don’t understand why I should be polite to people who I know are about to say or do something rude. I know I said I had “no trouble” standing up to people, and for the most part I don’t, but I should have told them that whatever they wanted to say could have been said in Tony’s presence. In hindsight, I always have some pesky little regret; it’s a bad habit, and I need to work on it.

“Molly, you’re such a pretty woman,” Naomi Hall-Benchley began. “And you’re smart. But smart women often make foolish choices (blah, blah, clichÈ, blah) and being with a married man, even if he’s ‘just a friend,’ is not a good choice. I’ve got great news for you. I’ve arranged a dinner for next week. Art has a new marketing VP who just moved here from Dallas. He’s single, and he’s looking. Great guy and quite the avid golfer.”

I had never picked up a golf club in my life, but suddenly, looking at Naomi, it felt like an excellent idea. She was the town’s premier socialite and often looked more like a wax museum replica of herself than a real person. For years, I harbored fantasies of finding a wick on top of her head, lighting it, and watching her slowly burn to the ground. Just imagining the flame licking every inch of her skintight Herve Leger cocktail dress as her mascara kissed her melting pearls made me tingle with delight.

“And he makes oodles of money,” she jabbered on, subtly glancing from side to side in hopes of being photographed. “What time is good for you? Shall we say seven p.m. next Friday?”

“You know, I’m busy that night. Sorry.”

“No problem, we can reschedule!” She laughed. “Rescheduling is the least of our worries.”

“How about the twelfth?” I asked, as I noticed Tony watching intently from the bar.

“But today is the twenty-seventh…the twelfth is two weeks away!”

“And the twelfth of never is even further away,” I informed her, taking delight as her jaw dropped. I saw Tony laughing now; I knew he couldn’t wait for a recap with his nightcap.

“You’re ungrateful, Molly,” she said, taking a swig of her vodka martini. “I have a perfectly fine man for you, and you refuse to give him a chance.”

Now I was angry. “Have you ever met him?” I challenged her.

“Well, no…” she said sheepishly. “Not yet.”

“But he makes a good salary and loves golf. Those are your criteria for a hot prospect? Does he have a sense of humor? Is he sensitive? Does he do anything but play golf in his free time?”

“Well, I, I don’t know…”

“No, you don’t,” I scolded. “You don’t care about my happiness at all. You just want to be ‘the one’ who set up ‘Picky Molly Hacker’ and simultaneously score points with Art by playing matchmaker for his new vice president.”

“Now, that’s just silly—”

“Do you think if I were to meet someone new that I would want to do it with people watching, listening to our conversation, butting in to try and push us together? Do you realize this is the twenty-first century?”

“You’re too picky, Molly Hacker. And if you don’t wise up while you’ve still got something to offer a man, if indeed you do, you won’t have all the things that life has to offer. Not to mention that children are best had while one is still fertile.”

I started to roar fire but stopped myself. Tony was approaching, and I didn’t know if his clothing was flame retardant.

I was thirty-two, and Naomi was only eight years older than I was. I wondered if she considered herself to be “old.” But I chose a different question.

“Are you and Art in love?”

“How utterly inappropriate of you,” Naomi said, reeling in feigned horror. “Of course we are. Besides, I live very well. I have a beautiful home, beautiful children, and a full life.”

“But are you in love with him? Is he in love with you?”

“Of course and of course! You’re too picky, Molly Hacker, and deflecting the seriousness of your situation to me will not help you. I’m surprised you haven’t found someone at the Herald. It’s a fine newspaper with some very smart men working there.”

By this time, Tony had arrived and put his arm around me, smiling at Naomi just to rattle her.

“If you don’t mind, Naomi, I’ll do things my own way. Call me funny, quirky, picky, or whatever you like, but I kind of had my heart set on love being part of the equation. Not that it’s any of your business!”

Naomi finished her martini and put it on the tray of a passing waiter.

Tony smiled at her again, this time more broadly. Naomi and I took one last opportunity to scowl at one another, and I swore, no matter whose it was, I would never attend another wedding again†until I attended my own. And I meant it. I sailed through the next year without attending one wedding — despite being invited to three.

***

So here I sit today, August twenty-seventh, just about a year after Susan’s wedding, on a bright and beautiful summer day, glammed up in my dress, as I watch my younger sister, Hannah, get her hair pinned up with flowers for her big day. Hannah is bursting with joy. She’s only twenty-six and is marrying her longtime guy, Matthew. Nobody ever told Hannah she was too picky.


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Thank you again, Lisette for stopping by and doing this interview. Until next time everyone, happy reading/writing!